What happened to call of duty

the first games of call of duty were WW2 themed indestead of modern era games
in first games there were no attachment but scope,there were no killstreaks(they appeared in COD WaW)
only COD WaW had dogs from WW2 era games
bowser and ninja turtles were kinda bored so they went to activision and asked for modern era games
activison had to do it if not skeleton would eat the studio
patrixxx,bowser JR ,mickey mouse were so happy,master chief was too
doomguy from game doom was so mad and he wanted WW2 era COD back but activision said:never,so doomguy was mad and he did buttsex with activison,but still no
with his magic nipple powers tender nipples accidently made COD future era(COD advanced warfare)that will come to cinemas and to ps1 for next few months
and then i ate pac dots with plushie of pac man and skeleton ate pac dots
this was whole theory i had know